Your typical college student traversing the highs and lows of university life with sarcasm, witty comebacks, a martini in one hand, and a cigarette in the other.

Disclaimer: This blog is much like my life; a mixture of food, fun, humor, booze, and my journey of trying to get in shape! I created it for me as a place where I can document my twenties. It doesn't fit into a certain type of blog and isn't meant to.



just bc someone has low self esteem or has depression doesnt mean theyre not fucking disgusting and manipulative and i keep having to learn this lesson over and over

If someone uses their mental illnesses as an excuse to hurt you without apologizing you get the fuck out of there. My abuser would use it as an excuse and make me feel guilty for my hurt feelings because it wasn’t his fault he was cruel to me.

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don’t say you’re a writer if you just write fanfiction for your entertainment. you’re only a writer if you kill a bear with a typewriter to appease the spirit of hemingway and slather yourself in ink in tribute to shakespeare, the one true over-penis of literature.

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